10. A woman who's willing to wear a wire on the first date.

9. The shapely, impossibly muscular legs of Senator Trent Lott.

8. Long, moonlit walks on our nation's diginity.

7. Playboy's special, "Woman of the Supreme Court" issue.

6. Exhibits "S" and "M", if you know what I mean.

5. Subpoenaing himself.

4. One night of ecstasy with CNN's Greta Van Susteren and Bernard Shaw.

3. Depositions by candlelight.

2. Pina coladas, gettin' caught with a stain.

1. Big women and narrow definitions.