10. Kicked 12 year-old boy to get McGwire home run ball

9. He's the real reason behind Matt Damon-Minnie Driver breakup

8. Wedding ring he gave to Hillary? Cubic Zirconia

7. Sold secret puffy thigh technology to Yeltsin

6. Once tried to build a bong out of Al Gore

5. Broke into the Watergate just for the hell of it

4. When family goes to movies, makes Chelsea pretend she's under 13

3. Paid Ken Starr to write a report that would "make him look like a stud"

2. At state dinner, once accidentally hit on Hillary

1. Secretly sold Delaware to Chinese for $500