10. I Still Know Who You Did Last Summer

9. "That's like buying a comb for Paul Shaffer."

8. The Fleshy Bangladeshi

7. Sally Jesse "The Body" Raphael

6. "When you said 'Teletubbies,' I thought you were referring to Roger Ebert and Al Roker."

5. Monica Lewinsky inflating the Underdog balloon.

4. "Some joker told John Glenn the nearest supply of Viagra was on Mars."

3. Your name is George Harrison (I'm sorry, that's Top Ten Signs You Were Subpoenaed by Ringo Starr)

2. Hillary Rodman Clinton

1. Saddam's hiding missile parts in Garth Brooks' hat.