10. "Get a raft!"

9. "My team may defect--but your team has defects!"

8. "Our players could beat you even if losing didn't mean certain death."

7. "Years of indoor plumbing have made you Americans soft and weak."

6. "Castro will whip your astro."

5. "The ump needs glasses...inform him that it's a three-year wait."

4. "No batter, no batter, and no bat since Russia stopped sending aid."

3. "I'm not paying you $6 a year to strike out."

2. "You call that catching? I catch more in my beard while I'm eating."

1. "You throw like a capitalist girl."