10. "The Battle Hymn of Rosie O'Donnell"

9. "God Bless America Except Delaware"

8. ""Tie a Yellow Ribbon Around J. Edgar Hoover"

7. "The 10-10-321 Overture"

6. "Yankee Doodle Dandy Charged With Possession of Cocaine and Soliciting Prostitution"

5. "Star Spangled Danza"

4. "Hooray For The Red, White and Blue Things Floating In My Belgian Coke"

3. "Let's Go Kick The Crap Out Of Greenland"

2. "Stars and Stripes Forever... Or At Least Until This Y2K Thing Blows Us All Sky-High"

1. "When Jar Jar Comes Marching Home"