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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten Successful NASA Missions





Top Ten Successful NASA Missions



10. Navigated Toyota Camry through Wendy's drive-thru.

9. Paved nearly 40% of the moon.

8. Used space shuttle's robotic arm to give finger to Mir space station.

7. Some guy in propulsion systems department got 11 million points on "Asteroids."

6. Built lifelike robot and got him elected vice president.

5. Discovered 40 new "planets" after scientist sneezed on telescope lens.

4. Place satellite in orbit around Al Roker.

3. Developed something called the "Marv Probe."

2. Landed a man on Ellen DeGeneres.

1. While skyrocket was in flight, had some afternoon delight.



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 01/19/2000


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