10. Stores who don't accept change pulled from people's ears

9. You've got a cold and all your handkerchiefs keep turning into doves

8. When plumber says, "You're the magician, you unclog it"

7. Due to screw up at magic shop you pull a rabbi out of your hat

6. It's lonely on the road and most nights you end up "palming it"

5. Two words: cape rash

4. You mumble, "Abracadabra" in your sleep -- when you wake up your furniture is gone

3. Accidentally saw one woman in half and you're suspended

2. When you do your mind-reading trick, all you seem to get is "Magicians suck"

1. Your girlfriend leaves you for a magician with a bigger wand