10. Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?

9. Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?

8. Wanna help my choose a last name?

7. You look hungry. I will microwave you a burrito.

6. How would you like to ride a finely tuned Italian love machine?

5. Did you know that 'Fabio' is Italian for 'Fonzie'?

4. Yo, mama, what it is? Let's you and me get it on!

3. Who do you like better -- Beavis or Butthead?

2. I find you very attractive even though your chest is much smaller than mine.

1. Wow! You are almost as beautiful as me!