10. Dudes who ain't bitchin'

9. Some wise guy changes the wax you normally use with Folger's Crystals.

8. When Dr. Kevorkian hangs 10

7. Over 200 years of so-called democracy, and not one surfing president!

6. Every time the Federal Reserve gets overcautious about inflation and stifles the economy by raising interest rates, dude.

5. When you catch an amazing wave and realize your trunks have caught a different wave.

4. Seniors day at the nude beach.

3. When Letterman eats your entire supply of surf board wax.

2. Four words: Sand in your ass.

1. Getting mouth-to-mouth from David Hasselhoff.