10. CBS = Could Be Sold

9. More powerful than the weather channel!

8. You're watching CBS...at least for another week or two

7. We're number 4!

6. Hey we still have a station in Tennessee!

5. If you'll bring your talk show here, we'll sell all our stations!

4. In case anyone cares, we've still got Andy Rooney!

3. You can't spell "Bumbling Executives" without C-B-S!

2. El Tella Vizzy own de crapo!

1. CBS, Now on Fox!