10. Cuckoo clock that every hour says "Buy more junk"

9. The Andy Rooney eyebrow rake

8. Donahue wig and glasses combo

7. Audio cassette of Dan Rather making prank phone calls to neighbors

6. Dwight Gooden's mystery package

5. Dave Letterman's collection of wrestling magazines

4. Half-finished sodas from around the QVC offices

3. New York City cab driver scented air freshener

2. The Bob Barker home neutering kit

1. Cubic craponia