10. The Courtship of Elvis' Daughter

9. Larry King Pantsless

8. Rescue 411--Directory Assistance Operators in Trouble

7. Some Weird Old Cable Dude with Giant Sideburns ("I'm sorry-that one wasn't rejected")

6. Dave Letterman's World of Animal Noises

5. Dan Rather Reads the News in a Jamaican Accent

4. Bob Barker's Love Connection

3. Big and Tall Models, Inc.

2. Can a Guy in a Bear Suit Nail Madonna?

1. Pajama Party with Lyle and Erik