10. When my suspenders get caught in the microphone and I'm trapped here overnight.

9. Can't interview Dan Quayle without him getting distracted by my shiny cufflinks.

8. You buy a great looking pair of Spiderman pajamas, but when you put them on they don't give you Spider-strength.

7. Stan from Overland Park, Kan. Now, there is one five-star dork of a caller.

6. When some 102 pound lady in Dave's audience won't stop kicking.

5. You're interviewing Neil Armstrong and he says, "please, no questions about the moon".

4. Whenever I go to Dairy Queen, some wise-ass says, "look it's Larry King at Dairy Queen".

3. Janet Reno always pinching me under the table.

2. Richard Simmons always pinching me under the table.

1. One word: Alimony.