10. I promise I'll keep my pants on.

9. Two million Budweisers can't be wrong.

8. Vote for me, the giant red-faced guy!

7. I do more in one happy hour than most senators do all day.

6. No worse than Marion Barry!

5. Crime? Pollution? The deficit? Who cares? Pass the beer nuts, Monty!

4. Sit back and watch whiskey-boy do his stuff.

3. He still fits through the Senate door; so vote for Ted in '94!

2. Are you better off than you were four beers ago?

1. Paaarty!