10. I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly

9. I put the 'scroo' in 'Scrooge'!

8. I've got something you can hang a wreath on

7. One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer

6. Buy you a Zima?

5. That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you

4. Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers

3. I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!

2. Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!

1. I've got an elf in my pants!