10. Marcia Clark's mini-skirts not mini enough

9. F. Lee Bailey always hogging the pizza

8. Keep getting in trouble for carving "Wapner Rules" into conference room table

7. With all the O.J. stories removed, "National Enquirer" only half a page long

6. Jury room almost as cold as Ed Sullivan Theater

5. Keep running out of quarters for Magic Fingers jury seat

4. Hard to listen to all that "blah-blah-blah" when you're trying to catnap

3. It's been over a month, and we still ain't met Matlock

2. Due to bureaucratic mix-up, your conjugal visit is with Richard Simmons

1. O.J. might wind up serving less time than us