10. I'm gonna slap you with a love subpoena

9. Mind if I pull a Kato Kaelin and stay at your house

8. I find you guilty -- of being a babe!

7. Care for a guided tour of my robe?

6. I have something that I hope you'll find admissable

5. May I check your coat?

4. How would you like to see my exhibit A?

3. Ever since Rosa Lopez left, I've been awfully lonely

2. Would you mind checking my beard for ticks

1. I'm Ito and your neato!