10. Presidential Liaison to "Hooters"

9. Agriculture department employee assigned to counting Great Lakes

8. Secretary of Gum

7. The woman who comes in twice a week to dust off Strom Thurmond

6. Guy who covers Al Gore with tarp when meetings are over

5. Federal operator of the Bat Signal

4. Executive assistant to President Clinton's thighs

3. White House aide in charge of requests to have sex with Warren Christopher

2. The guy who stands near the White House asking blondes, "You wanna meet the President?

1. Sonny Bono