10. Get on city bus. Ride to end of line. Change buses. Repeat

9. Bide my time 'til I'm 90; then marry Anna Nicole Smith

8. Lead the New York Jets to a string of last-place finishes

7. Go around helping Ed McMahon deliver those giant checks

6. Take my old Spiderman suit out of mothballs; do my damndest to catch the real killers!

5. Stop getting speeding tickets in Connecticut; start getting speeding tickets in Florida

4. Write scathing expose of that ruthless bastard Paul Shaffer

3. Drive cross-country with Richard Simmons

2. Break into house of the woman who breaks into my house

1. Caddy for the Juice