10. Despite warm weather, shouldn't have campaigned shirtless

9. Couldn't help giggling whenever he heard the word "caucus"

8. That ill-advised joke about the Pope and Sharon Stone

7. Misread memo advising him to kiss babies as "kiss babes"

6. Day before election, caught in bed with chef Paul Prudhomme

5. Shouldn't have accepted campaign contributions from Iraqis

4. His campaign slogan offended a few people: "Wham, Bam, Thank You Gramm"

3. Stunned by seeing nude Joan Collins on "THE LATE SHOW" (vt of nude Joan)

2. Didn't know camera was on when he took a leak behind podium

1. Shouldn't have started every speech with that "Oprah-Uma" joke