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10. We've got bourbon that'll knock you on your butt! (Mayor Jerry Abramson -- Louisville, Kentucky)

9. In San Francisco you lose your heart, in New York you lose your wallet! (Mayor Frank Jordan - San Francisco, California)

8. Could we interest you in some salt? (Mayor DeeDee Corradini -- Salt Lake City, Utah)

7. If you call it Spo-kane, we'll smack you with a pine tree! (Mayor Jack Gair-a-dee -- Spo-can, Washington)

6. Where it never gets as cold as the Ed Sullivan Theater! (Mayor Seymour Gelber -- Miami Beach, Florida)

5. Dallas, starts with a Big D just like Dave and Dr. Pepper! (Mayor Steve Bartlett -- Dallas, Texas)

4. Somewhere between California and Washington, that's where you'll find us! (Mayor Vera Katz - Portland, Oregon)

3. We've got Mujibur! (Mayor Sirajul Islam -- Trenton, New Jersey)

2. Floods, fires and fun! (Mayor Richard Reardon -- Los Angeles, California)

1. Kiss our arch! (Mayor Freeman R. Bosley, Jr. -- St. Louis, Missouri)



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 03/14/1996


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