10. All day I make toys -- all night I make love

9. Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?

8. We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle

7. That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there

6. Just because a guy wears tights doesn't mean he's gay

5. One night with me, baby, and you'll be sneezin' tinsel

4. Why, yes -- I am George Stephanopoulos!

3. I can't tell you how hard it is to be the only Jewish elf

2. Not everything about me is tiny

1. That's not Elmo, but don't stop tickling