10. It's a gigantic town hall meeting, and everyone is Sam Donaldson

9. For some reason, everyone starts calling him "Mr. Dukakis"

8. Drifting in a lifeboat with Richard Simmons

7. People find out about that old Whitewater deal

6. During press conference, can't stop saying no

5. Something to do with Gore in a sundress and pumps

4. He's in an operating room and surgeon is Socks, and he's still steamed about being neutered

3. Some dweeb with a lame talk show will keep making fun of my love of French fries

2. Can't get Streisand tickets

1. Can't get Streisand