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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten Space Alien Pick-Up Lines





Top Ten Space Alien Pick-Up Lines



10. How about a close encounter of the pantsless kind?

9. Set phasers on love

8. Are you a carbon-based model?

7. I'd like to wrap my 36 arms around you

6. Are you up for some experimental probing?

5. Want me to introduce you to E.T.?

4. Care to join the Million-Mile High Club?

3. Mind if I burst out of your stomach?

2. Nice asteroid

1. Hi, I'm Michael Jackson



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 06/25/1997


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