What's this thing called PSP?

I pondered and I wondered...

I hit this key and that key..

Oh gosh how I blundered!



It scared me to death

the things what were in there,

the tools were all taunting...

Click on me if you dare!



I clicked on the browser

and things went a'flyin...

scared me to death

and left me a'cryin!



I hit the wrong key

and the toolbar went 'Poof!'

I thought "Oh my goodness,

did I ever goof!



It said 'open an image'

an image? What could that be?

This button, that button...

This thing's a'pickin on me!!



But the more I went in there

and the more things I tried,

I no longer feared it,

I no longer cried.



I learned it and learned it

and learned it some more,

Now the rest of my life

I just plain ignore!



So don't bother callin

I won't answer the phone...

I'm a PSP'er....

Just leave me alone!!!