One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the cork and with a poof, a genie came out. ''I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double,'' said the genie.
''Okay. for my first wish I want one million dollars,'' said the man. And, in a poof of smoke, one million dollars appeared.
''Hmm... but now my ex-wife has two million dollars,'' said the man, ''But, for my next wish, I want a five-story manson." And, in a poof of smoke his house turns into a five-story manson. ''But now my ex-wife has a twenty-story manson,'' said the man.
''And now, for your last wish?'' asked the genie. ''Hmmm... YES! I have the greatest wish yet. Why didn't think of this earlier?!'' replied the man. ''For my last wish, I want you to beat me half to death!!!'' '