The seven dwarves are in Rome visiting the Vatican, when Dopey goes up to
the Pope's door and rings the doorbell. The pope answers the door, and
asks: "Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me your
Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The pope smiles and answers "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.."

In the background, the pope can see a few of the other dwarves giggling.

Dopey then asks, "Your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" The
pope looks at Dopey and answers "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
Italy."

At this answer, half of the other dwarves start laughing openly. Dopey
continues: "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The pope, getting tired of these questions, answers: "Dopey, there are no
dwarf nuns in all of Europe.

This time, all of the dwarves are rolling on the ground laughing. Dopey
says: "Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in ALL the world?" The
pope, frustrated by now, says: "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns ANYWHERE
in the world!"

At this answer the other dwarves start laughing, jumping up and down and
chanting: "Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!