1. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't
2. A room temperature IQ.
3. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold
it all together.
4. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary
5. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
6. As bright as Alaska in December.
7. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train
8. He's so dense, light bends around him.
9. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice
10. It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm.
11. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
12. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.