Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
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Dave Barry "Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."