A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you, you're off your face!"
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P. J. ORourke Most vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children. A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussels sprouts never do.