You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor had to put you in a bucket of water to see which end of you would breathe.
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Matthew Perry Well thank you very much and no. In fact, I set my alarm for 4 o'clock in the morning to say something sarcastic and then go back to sleep.
(responding to a comment about his seemingly neverending sarcasm)