Q: Why do women choose sex over bowling? A: Because the balls are lighter and you don't have to change your shoes.
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Ernest Hemingway To me heaven would be a big bull ring with me holding two barrera seats and a trout stream outside that no one else was allowed to fish in and two lovely houses in the town; one where I would have my wife and children and be monogamous and love them truly and well and the other where I would have my nine beautiful mistresses on nine different floors.