What is the thing that you keep on looking for and when you find it you throw it away?
A booger.
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Elliott Gould I was changing a light bulb over his [Groucho Marx] bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'