Why was the rooster so unhappy? Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.
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David Letterman "Michael Jackson is the polar opposite of President Clinton if you think about it. In many respects, Michael Jackson and President Clinton are diametrically opposite. Michael Jackson is constantly, constantly, desperately trying to make us believe he's having sex with women."