Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, but no one knows how they got in there.
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Jack Handey "I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, ''Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you.'' So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex."