10. Holding all press conferences outside to work on his tan

9. Asking Al Qaeda not to do anything until the end of August

8. Had workers remove Oval Office desk to make room for hammock

7. It's been, what, two weeks since he went fishing?

6. Constantly studying satellite photos of Club Med

5. Page 386 of his budget simply states "need nap"

4. Visited Disney World's Hall of Presidents, asked, "Which one am I?"

3. Started nodding off during WWF Smackdown

2. Barely has the energy to help Cheney shred Halliburton documents

1. He's choking on pretzels just so he can pass out for a couple of minutes