10. State of Maryland converted to weight room

9. Social Security benefits tied to how much you can squat

8. He'd be the first Austrian weight-lifting President since Jimmy Carter

7. On Easter, children search White House lawn for invisible alien predators

6. White House intern would have to deal with this (footage of Arnold feeding a woman carrots from an old film)

5. Eagle on Presidential seal would be a lot more "ripped"

4. President throws out first ball; catcher sustains season-ending injury

3. President blows up Congress, then mutters "Veto, you bastards"

2. Saddam Hussein appears on TV with busted lip to announce full compliance with U.N.

1. Goodbye Arbor Day, hello Bicep Day