Little April was asleep in class and her teacher tried to catch her out and asked April, who created this Universe?

When April didn't stir her friend little Johnny came to the rescue and pricked her in the back with a pen. April jumped up and said: God Almighty!.

The teacher was determineed to catch her out and said April: Who is our saviour? Johnny came to the rescue again and April shouted: Jesus christ!.

The teacher was determinied to catch her out and asked her: What did Eve say to Adam when she had her 23rd child?
April didn't flinch, little Johnny came to the rescue once again and April shouted out: If you stick that fucking thing in me one more time i'll break it off and shove it up your arse!